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You may have read this one before, but we made a few changes and hope you like our version of the Twelve Days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas
ServiceLive sent to me:
a Handyman with a goatee

On the second day of Christmas
ServiceLive sent to me:
2 Electricians Wearing Gloves
and a Handyman with a goatee

On the third day of Christmas
ServiceLive sent to me:
3 Painters all named Ben
2 Electricians Wearing Gloves
and a Handyman with a goatee

On the fourth day of Christmas
ServiceLive sent to me:
4 Digital Techs
3 Painters all named Ben
2 Electricians Wearing Gloves
and a Handyman with a goatee

On the fifth day of Christmas
ServiceLive sent to me:
5 Golden Ratings
4 Digital Techs
3 Painters all named Ben
2 Electricians Wearing Gloves
and a Handyman with a goatee

On the sixth day of Christmas
ServiceLive sent to me:
6 Concrete Contractors a Paving
5 Golden Ratings
4 Digital Techs
3 Painters all named Ben
2 Electricians Wearing Gloves
and a Handyman with a goatee

On the seventh day of Christmas
ServiceLive sent to me:
7 Electricians Enjoying a Living
6 Concrete Contractors a Paving
5 Golden Ratings
4 Digital Techs
3 Painters all named Ben
2 Electricians Wearing Gloves
and a Handyman with a goatee

On the eighth day of Christmas
ServiceLive sent to me:
8 Contractors Rebuilding
7 Electricians Enjoying a Living
6 Concrete Contractors a Paving
5 Golden Ratings
4 Digital Techs
3 Painters all named Ben
2 Electricians Wearing Gloves
and a Handyman with a goatee

On the ninth day of Christmas
ServiceLive sent to me:
9 Roofers from Lansing
8 Contractors Rebuilding
7 Electricians Enjoying a Living
6 Concrete Contractors a Paving
5 Golden Ratings
4 Digital Techs
3 Painters all named Ben
2 Electricians Wearing Gloves
and a Handyman with a goatee

On the tenth day of Christmas
ServiceLive sent to me:
10 Cleaners a Sweeping
9 Roofers from Lansing
8 Contractors Rebuilding
7 Electricians Enjoying a Living
6 Concrete Contractors a Paving
5 Golden Ratings
4 Digital Techs
3 Painters all named Ben
2 Electricians Wearing Gloves
and a Handyman with a goatee

On the eleventh day of Christmas
ServiceLive sent to me:
11 Plumbers Piping
10 Cleaners a Sweeping
9 Roofers from Lansing
8 Contractors Rebuilding
7 Electricians Enjoying a Living
6 Concrete Contractors a Paving
5 Golden Ratings
4 Digital Techs
3 Painters all named Ben
2 Electricians Wearing Gloves
and a Handyman with a goatee

On the twelfth day of Christmas
ServiceLive sent to me:
12 Drywall Pros a Taping
11 Plumbers a Piping
10 Cleaners a Sweeping
9 Roofers from Lansing
8 Contractors Rebuilding
7 Electricians Enjoying a Living
6 Concrete Contractors a Paving
5 Golden Ratings
4 Digital Techs
3 Painters all named Ben
2 Lawn & Garden Pros a Trimming
and a Handyman with a goatee

Happy Holiday’s!

 

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About the author: Frank Jovine

 
 

2 Comments

  1. This is too funny. Great job Frank.

  2. Thanks Barry, glad I made you laugh.

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